CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY I AM SO STUPID?!

You may not know this, but I'm obsessed sugared almonds! I've once tried to make them at home but they didn't turn Out that well, it looked more like a brick of sugar with almonds in it.

As I overheard a conversation (just accidently of course) that you can make sugared almonds in the microwave, I naturally had to try it! 

It's not hard, you only need almonds, sugar, cinnamon, water and, most importantly, a heat-resistant bowl! I thought I could use the one I normally use to heat up food, but nope, as you might guess, my bowl wasn't really hear-resistant. That Is my second time I fucked up completely with the microwave (the first time I set something on fire in it).

This is How the bowl and the almonds looked at the end (the almonds that are not black taste good):

If someone asks where the bowl is, I don't know it!